I have accepted fear as a part of life - specifically the fear of change... I have gone ahead despite the pounding in the heart that says: turn back. Erica Jung

Tuesday, December 8, 2009

A Little Christmas Funny

The Ten Steps Of Putting Up A Christmas Tree With A Cat "Helping"



Step 1-pull all branches out of box. Pull cat out of box.



Step 2-put tree together. Pull cat out of tree.



Step 3-Unravel lights. Pull lights out of reach of cat. Pull cat out of tree.



Step 4-begin stringing lights on tree. Step over cat several times before stepping on cat. Put down lights to go makeup to cat.



Step 5-Finish lights while cat is pouting.



Step 6-repeat step 4 with berry string and garland.



Step 7-Unpack ornaments. Pull cat out of box. Begin placing ornaments on tree.



Step 8-Search for bulbs. Find them under couch where cat is playing with them. Retrieve bulbs. Cat is miffed and bites your ankle.



Step 9-Put cat in Bathroom.



Step 10-Turn on LOUD Holiday music to drown out angry cat yowls and finish tree.
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