The Ten Steps Of Putting Up A Christmas Tree With A Cat "Helping"
Step 1-pull all branches out of box. Pull cat out of box.
Step 2-put tree together. Pull cat out of tree.
Step 3-Unravel lights. Pull lights out of reach of cat. Pull cat out of tree.
Step 4-begin stringing lights on tree. Step over cat several times before stepping on cat. Put down lights to go makeup to cat.
Step 5-Finish lights while cat is pouting.
Step 6-repeat step 4 with berry string and garland.
Step 7-Unpack ornaments. Pull cat out of box. Begin placing ornaments on tree.
Step 8-Search for bulbs. Find them under couch where cat is playing with them. Retrieve bulbs. Cat is miffed and bites your ankle.
Step 9-Put cat in Bathroom.
Step 10-Turn on LOUD Holiday music to drown out angry cat yowls and finish tree.